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HOO! Combs: We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other. ", you (champions) remain the champs, otherwise the new champs are called the (challengers)!". Dawson: Oh, okaylet us see what he said! - Burton Richardson (2009-10), "Want to be on Family Feud with Steve Harvey? 100 people surveyed, top (insert number) answers are on the board. Our opening question was: (insert question)? Anderson: Name something teenage boys can do for hours at a time. Dawson: [laughs] Cuckoo [laughs & crowd laughs] A foo-- How the hell did you people get on this show? First team/family to (reach) 400 points/dollars wins the Tournament worth (insert amount)!" That's what my mother did to me. ", you win the (game and the)car." - Ray Combs, "Join me!" Karn: Name a board game people are really good at.Contestant:Jeopardy.Karn: Or, I should say, "What isJeopardy?". It's time to play family feud! I've haven't heard this many laughs, since George Jessel passed away. Harvey: What?! Contestant: Maybeher husband's home. And he sawabsolutely nothingwrong! - (said when a host forces a contestant to give them an answer quickly or they will get a strike), "(insert number) answer(s) better/will/can beat it. Whichever leader gives the highest scoring (most popular) answer gets to decide if their team will play through the survey or pass it off to the other team. Mike:(buzzes in)Shit. Thank you very much. [contestant buzzes in, laughter and applause]I Know! It doesn't matter I'm a pastor's wife, a ticket to Hell is worth $20,000! On the one-hour edition of the NEW FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! You're, no, you're, don't worry about that. Uh (scores 4 points). Let's check the scoreboard." - Johnny Gilbert on introducing Richard Dawson, Daytime 19921993: "Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge! - Ray Combs (coming out of the commercial break on occasion), "(insert score recap). The number 2 answer is (insert answer). When Joey Fatone became the new announcer, he says his name, location and the name of the game show. Harvey: You can say that on TV? Combs: Name an excuse that a girl uses not to invite you in after a date. Playing against (our challengers,) the (insert family #2), on your marks! We have got a marvelous show for ya, and I just want you to enjoy it! - Louie Anderson about the Family Circle Tournament finale, "(insert score recap). I have, uh, been studying all of the great CBS shows. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round from 2000-2002), "Round four. Playing against the (insert family #2 (and their names)), on your marks! - Richard Dawson on the first episode of the ABC daytime version in 1976, "Thank you, alright! You will hear it. THE NOGYS!" Dawson: A food that comes in instant-form. Original Airdate 05/05/2020. Don't look anywhere else. Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! O'Hurley: Name a TV show a man should be embarrased that he watches.Contestant:The Andy Griffith Show. - Louie Anderson (going into a second commercial break from 1999-2002; although he makes funny jokes about the answers after the last round), "When we come back, we're gonna Triple the points and find out who's gonna play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000. . Dawson: Who is it that you don't want to see the results of your IQ test? (NOTE: Remember that the slides with the answers display them in order from 1 to 5. OnFamily Feud, we have two typical American families, they come out, battle it out for glory, honor, the joy of winning, and a whole lotta spending money. - Gene Wood (1988-1993). We won't know until we play the Feud!" Dawson: Your bra! Karn: Name something you feel before you buy it.Contestant: Excited. (1975 Pilot, 1976-1982), A Mark Goodson Television Production." "Please do not ask me to repeat the question, because I am only going to read it once." There's a lot of money at stake, so let's get started by playing our brand new Bullseye game." Boy have we got a great show for you! - Louie Anderson (going into a first commercial break from 1999-2002; although he makes funny jokes about the answers after the last round), "When we come back, I'm/we're gonna Triple the points." - said coming out of the final commercial break since the show's incarnation in 1999 until 2010, "Your partner is off-stage with headphones on; he/shecannot see or hear your answers. - Ray Combs (on an Opening Bullseye Question mentioned by Gene Wood at the Opening in 1992), "Welcome to The New Family Feud. - Louie Anderson (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1999-2002), "Who's playing? ", takes the points. [BUZZ]. If I look happy tonight, I am. Introducing (our returning champions,) the (insert family #1), ready for action! Contestant: No. Thank you so very much, hello to the Kakadelas family, welcome to the Del Campos! Harvey: You gonna sit up here on national TV and say "nekkid", and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it! Run. Introducing the Madvig Family: Alan, Carolyn, Ida, Carol and Alan, on your marks! You win (the game (and the car))/get to play Sudden Death. Harvey:This is when you know we're goin' to Hell. God bless all the little children in the world. Combs:[during Fast Money]A fruit you might buy only one of. ", 20092010: Karn: Name someone you would find in an operating room.Contestant: The operator. Rank Video Game PowerPoint Template. - John O'Hurley (2006-2010), "I'm Steve Harvey. ", "If you plan on being in the Los Angeles Area and would like you and your family like to become a contestant on Family Feud, send a postcard to: Family Feud (Contestants), 6430 Sunset Blvd. Girls working today. ", "It's time for Family Feuds (insert name of tournament)/aspecial (name of edition) edition of Family Feud!". I just have to thank this crew. - Ray Combs about the Bullseye Round, "We'll get started right now, with the Bullseye round, and we'll put $15,000 in their banks. - Richard Dawson (whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You passed. With the star of our show, AL ROKER! Well, it's a little late for that. My daughter, and my wife, my two sons I love. - Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, and John O'Hurley (when a strike has gotten), "That takes us to the end of this round. Despite Steve's reaction, it's on the board. Combs: To name a dangerous, dangerous piece of playground equipment, you said "a tire." "Listen (very) carefully as we move (very) quickly." Hey Steve, what? ", can steal and win (the game)/take us to Sudden Death. Contestant: A gun. O'Hurley: Name a mischievous animal.Contestant: Uh Beaver! Give it up for STEVE HARVEY!!!". Game Shows Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. You come over here with me. I had the best staff you've ever dreamed of. Call me! What are you doing at your house? If you said Milk, you had the Bullseye answer. YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD SAY THAT! - said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "We'll cover those answers, and we'll bring out (insert name)(who has been kept offstage)." How to Play Family Feud. Contestant 1: September. - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs, said when a player fails to reach 200 points in the Fast Money round. I that was very touching. You made me feel like a man. - Richard Dawson, "(Good luck.) Where do you see this first one? The channel changes to a political debate. I meant thank you! Harvey: Yeah, man. . - Ray Combs. (I hope you had fun!) What would he want to be buried in other than a casket? Dawson: Name an animal with three letters in its name. - Ray Combs because of a Fast Money Win, "Okay, (insert family), go back! Now, here's the star/host of our show, LOUIE ANDERSON!!! - Louie Anderson, "If it's there, you guys have stolen the points and taken first blood; if not, the (insert family name) keeps those points for themselves!" Hollywood, California, 90028. - Gene Wood (1976-1980) - Version A. Richard: If you and your family want to be on Family Feud. Write to: Family Feud Contestants 6430 Sunset Blvd. (Thats) 6430 Sunset Blvd. Our returning champions, you might know them, are called the Kakadelas Family." [ The Baldwins clap and cheer ] Ray Combs: Can I see a fax machiiiiine! 2011present: Dawson: Name a day of the year when you really want to be with friends. 4. "Five dollars a point, total of $(XXX,)XXX dollars, and they are coming back to play again on Family Feud." I thought that was thestupidest answer Harvey: Name a kind of crack.Contestant: Crackhead.Harvey:(resignedly) This show is going to hell. (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: Gynecologist. {turns to board] Shoes! - Ray Combs' alternate versions of BAM! Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. Combs: Name a liquid that people drink when they're sick. I've got the question, you've got the answers. (smacks lips) The first time I ever saw people of any color, was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go and free Europe from the war. Journalist: The war in Bolodzka raged on today as rebel troops seized control. You understand that don't you?". (insert two winning family members). Family Feud is a classic television game show that premiered in 1976 and continues airing today. O'Hurley: I remember401(k)being in a retirement plan, and not ajelly. Harvey: We have 4 answers up there but we only have one strike. Points are tripled, but you only get one strike. Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that improves with age. - Ray Combs from the first half of the 1992 pilot, "(Ray holding the microphone saying "Thank you!") From all of us here at the Feud, youll be missed, Mr. Goodson. You, (insert second winning family member), get out of here! Here's the question." The host asks a question, and the player who buzzes in first tries to guess the number one response. 401(k) jelly! Dawson: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night. - Current version, "If you plan on being in Los Angeles, and would like to be a part of our studio audience, simply call these toll free numbers for tickets and information: In California, call [[5]]. Back to Ray/Richard." Combs:[during Fast Money]A person's last request. Would you and your family like to have a good time? Combs: You think that made the survey? Mama's Family; s1e5 - Family Feud - script; Search. Harvey: Two of these people are teachers in the family! Dawson: Name something made of leather--Contestant after buzzing in: A purse. [BUZZ]. Thank you! 1975 Pilot: "It's time for the Family Feud! Happy Birthday, America. It's the (insert family #1) versus the (insert family #2)! O'Hurley: If you wanted to become the nextHugh Hefner, name something you'd need to get.Contestant: I think you'd need to get someViagra. O'Hurley: Name something women get tired of carrying.Contestant: A wig. Combs: Their husbands? 0. Karn: Name a famous Jamie.Contestant 1: Jamie Fonda.Contestant 2: Judge Jamie Brown.Contestant 3: Jamie Star. Harvey:Okay, what'd you say? - Ray Combs, "You need 1XX points. You need to focus and concentrate to get the money. I got time, seems like. Combs: A CONDOM!!?!?!?!?! (sustained, hilarous laughter ensues, with shots of Combs fake-fainting)Combs: Well, let's see if it's up there! $10,000 in cash for the relatives!" (And from (insert city and state),)Theyreplaying against/It's the (insert family #2)!" - Ray Combs when a family member hit it right on the nose during the Bullseye Round. Contestant: 401(k) jelly. As Jaylen and Don noted, the questions are written in specific ways to get "Steve Goes OMG!"-inducing responses from the contestants. Dawson: A food associated with Christm- [chuckles] food associated with Christmas. - said during the second half of theFast Money round, "You said (insert answer). Combs: [during Fast Money] A city where people go for a quickie divorce. Steve Harvey: Well, you had me fooled! If you live in the San Diego area (or expect to be there), call area code [[3]]. [This answer was given on two different occasions.]. I'm sorry. [audience erupts in laughter]. I don't know nothin' that's up there! "- Ray Combs from The New Family Feud 1992-1994, "Thank you. A food associated with Christmas. To start the server, run the script found at /run/server.command.To start the client, run the script found at /run/client.command.Because the .command files are bash scripts, windows users will have to run them with a tool like cygwin.All server code is found in the /src/server.py file and all . Celebrity Family Feud Revival (2015Present): Burton: "It's time for Celebrity Family Feud! I haven't been this excited, since I got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair! Thank you so much, and welcome to Family Feud. Harvey: Name a job that's dirty but someone has to do itContestant: Plumber. - Richard Karn (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2003-2006), "I need two people for Fast Money. Harvey: You calmy said. I got a penis look in back, in where, and all of the girls in the doghouse. - Ray Combs in the second half of the 1992 pilot, "Welcome to The Family Feud Challenge. ), "(Please follow Family Feud on social media. They buried themselves carrying us, and I love them for that. ", Louie: "Welcome (to the Family Feud)! - John O'Hurley, "First team/family to (reach) [[1]]points/dollars plays Fast Money for (insert amount)! A Penis, oh, we gonna keeping that answer. I don't like this game. ", Celebrity Family Feud Premiere (2008): But I want you to know,that I'm excited about being on CBS, and hosting this show. - demo of the Fast Money round mostly said by Richard Karn, "Now, if you put together 200 points, you will win-" - Richard Karn, "Clear the board, and let's bring out (insert name)!" Harvey: Name something you know about zombies. Read the first question (e.g., Name something you eat on Thanksgiving) and the first person to hit the buzzer has five seconds to answer what they think is the best answer. - Host about Tournament Finale, "For this game, though, we're changing things a bit. Harvey: He's praying? (On your marks!) Woah, I am too boy there. - John O'Hurley (at the start of a Face-Off), "You know the way the game is played" - John O'Hurley carrying that phrase with him from his previous game show To Tell The Truth in 2000, "Shake hands and come out thinking!" 1. s03e05 - Family Feud Tran script. It's the (insert family #1), playing against, the (insert family #2)! I'm(your man) Steve Harvey, and we/we'vegot a/anothergood one for you tonight! O'Hurley: Name a type of business that never seems to be open when you need it.Contestant: 7-11. Pow! Let's go to Billy. (Before the Fast Money round starts). Combs: Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face. [laughter erupts] Well, if it's still attached to the car, it would be dangerous. - Ray Combs said after the first half of the Fast Money round, "(insert 1st name) got you (insert points gotten by 1st player). Harvey: Thank you. TV STUDIO THE SCENE OPENS IN THE TV STUDIO FOR THE LIVE TAPING OF THE HIT GAME SHOW "FAMILY FEUD". The survey says, the number 3 answer is (insert answer). O'Hurley: Besides pepporoni, name your favorite pizza topping.Contestant: Combination. Contestant: Oh right, that was close in the area. - John O'Hurley from the first episode from 2006, "Thank you,thank you, everybody. In 15/20seconds, I'll ask you five questions, you give me five answers; try to give me the most popular answers. Harvey:Forgive me, I'm sorry. And I said, "Yeah!". We're gonna play the game, and the champs are right here, the Murphys. First Published 05/06/20 07:36. read transcript. [laughter from audience] You never know, Ray. Thank you. Who's gonna play? - Ray Combs (upon a strong shout sometimes whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "Didn't make our survey." He was a producer in the beginning of the show, and he helped steer and guide the way that we went, and he and I fall a lot of times, but I tell you, that he is important, and I should acknowledge him, because he was the one, with me, that, we said, "Let anybody come on this show, anyone that could play this game, no matter what color or creed, no matter if they're in a wheelchair or they have no sight!". Use the sound effects app to play a right (ding) / wrong (buzz) sound effect. (insert contestant), look straight at me. Dawson: Name one ofthe Three Bears. ([. [buzzer]. If you said the Number One answer is (insert Bullseye Answer), you hit the Bullseye!" Now today, we have two families going to do battle for the chance at playing Fast Money, for a jackpot that could be worth more than $5,000! Then, the other family gets a chance to steal." Thank you." Contestant: Wet! O'Hurley: A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.Contestant #1: Jim O'Reilly.Contestant #2:Oprah Winfrey?O'Hurley:I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! (wild cheers and applause continue) Stop, please. Karn: Name a sport that'sNOTplayed with a ball.Contestant:Bowling. Dawson: Name a yellow fruit. Combs:[during Fast Money]A city in Mexico. - Ray Combs (to the family with the highest score can still make a possible win of 300 during the fourth Question [usually the Double Round]), "I'm only going to read the question once. Tim, give me your hand." That's very touching, but I'm double parked now, and so, we have to get on with this. - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn(said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "If it's up there, (and you have enough points,)you'll play for $10,000/$20,000. F-I-L-L. Contestant: You said "F-I-L-L", right? For Steve Harvey's first year of hosting, Joey Fatone opens the show by saying the name of the game show, his own name and location.). (with hisAl salute)- Richard Karn (2002-2003), "Come on back tomorrow, you don't want to miss it/this!" Combs: Name an event you see at a gymnastics meet. (insert answer) was/is the Number One answer." [buzzer] You're a little strange. The player that has control of the round will keep guessing and collecting points until they guess all . Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that goes on a Frankfurter. [scored 23 points]. [buzzer]O'Hurley: I think the holidays are going to be a very different experience for you this year. - Ray Combs (on a Face-Off during the Triple Round if time runs short), "You only get one strike, so they get to steal immediately." O'Hurley: Name a famous giant.Contestant #1: The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Giant.Contestant #2:Arnold Schwarzenegger. ), you (challengers) are the new champs, otherwise you (champions) keep your title! "Welcome to the newone-hourFamily Feud Challenge! Playing against (all the way from (city, state),) the (insert family #2)(, on yourmarks (first and half of second season only))! - Host (Talking to the Judges about the same answer), "The Judges are saying '(I/We need to)(Be)More specific.'." Dawson: Name a fruit that starts with "A". Send a postcard to: Contestants, Family Feud, 6430 Sunset Blvd. When we come back, we'll play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000." That's where two typical American families fight it out for family honor, and a little spending money for the relatives. We're starting our brand-new season of Family Feud, and to help us celebrate, we're gonna introduce an exciting new game. YOU SAID IT, AND THEN YOU SAID "DO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU SAY IT AGAIN?" (Strike sound plays; Steve goes intoHappy Dancemode as the contestant looks shocked). [laughter]. O'Hurley: Name the one thing people know aboutRosie O'Donnell.Contestant: I'll say that she was the wife on the TV showRoseanne. (insert two winning family members). Now sp-spe I've never DREAMED I would ever have a job where so many people could touch me, and I could touch them. (Bye-bye.)" Combs: Van Waylon. (tosses his card off stage)" - Louie Anderson (1999-2002), "See ya next time, on the Feud!" Just get your ass (scores 3 points). Harvey: Little late for that. "Stay tuned, we have two new celebrities to play Celebrity Family Feud." ", you steal. Dawson: You're going to be slightly embarrassed when I finish this question. Dawson: Real or fictional, name a famous Willie. Welcome Campbell family, welcome Del Campos. It's all about points. Heres the question, please listen carefully. - Richard Dawson (to both families during a Triple Roubd when time is running short), "I'm only going to read the question as few times as possible." You got a pillow, a doll, mirror, using a hand, that stuff animal is waiting, you put all your damn thing. After seven failed attempts, Richard finally resumes.]. We would take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show a dream come true. Every one of them is playing right now in that little TV that you can watch while you're pumping your gas. We're/We are looking for (insert answer)! Combs:[during Fast Money]One of the seven wonders of the world. Contestant: One another's husbands. - When the losing team gets $500 in the form of the Green Dot Prepaid Card(used since the 2015-16 season), "(X) points is tough in the second position. The small animal will be on the bed. Dawson: Next question, what time do you get off from work? The survey says, the number 3 answer is Eggs. Come here, give the animal right here. "So, the Mackins were our final winning family, and they've won $5,504, and I'm proud of 'em. So stay with us." - Louie Anderson (PlayStation), "Thank you,you guys. Woofs!" - Gene Wood (1981-1985), We will be back with more Family Feud with Richard Dawson in just a moment! - Gene Woods throwing back to Richard after plugs, "If your family would like to tryout for Family Feud, and you live in the Los Angeles area (or expect to be there), call area code [[2]]. jumping events rules and regulations,