Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. She said, smiling. Would he say yes or no? Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Demi, is that a bad thing?. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Please consider turning it on! Were playing never have I ever!. Although I, you know. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Sometimes randomly, even. Tony, stop being judgemental. Blanket excuse.. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. Pepper would know what to do. Yeah. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. left kudos on this work! Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. Tony, it's three in the morning. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Or why Clint knows about shipping. Peter just shrugged again. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. The Avengers Shuri Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Oh, come on! Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Michelle answered for him. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. "Way way way wait. He didn't want to think about it. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. "What! "When have you ever driven? guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Im not judging your choice in venue.. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. Anyone we know? Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. And yet, somehow not surprised. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. You can't do that!" He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. MJ, these are the guys." This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? Badly. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. Y/n grew up as most children do. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? "Never Have I Ever been a girl." Possibly from Clint. left kudos on this work. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. I have an ally! Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Wanda said. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" You're no fun, Cap. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Dad yells and I shake my head. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Except Pepper. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. It was, Steve says softly. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. No, Clint says, because they didn't. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver as well as AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). Please tell me you're awake, Barton. The Avengers were shocked. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Or maybe Clint kisses him. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. It's blueberry, his favorite. Tony brightens considerably at that. We should get on that, then. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. It's creepy. Bucky wolf whistled. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Her locks dangle. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping.
avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Steve's gone red again. #deadpool The thought is kind of baffling. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. 2. Tony Stark personally needed a drink. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. You're an Asgardian. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. You learn stuff about each other.. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. "Okay, my turn. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. Yesh. It Multi-fandom oneshots. He sleeps around a lot. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. And nobody wants that shit. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. What if shes an Avenger? Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. This will probably be a few chapters or series. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. #nickfury Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Fun thought. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Work Search: I'm training her." Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Its called being undercover. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. including: Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Ey! Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? He rarely drinks at all, actually. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? He looks up at the clock. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Alone. Okay! Better?. #infinity Clint totally called it. Before sex, during, after. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. I dunno, man. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. "I'm Peter's fianc." We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. #watty2019. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. No! Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" #spideypool 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. 'f I were, y'd be dead. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. "Peter!" He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Really?. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. L'oreal? They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. Now it's my turn.". I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving?
5 Times Peter Parker Saved an Avenger - Archive of Our Own Where did you get this tattoo!?" Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. That's just plain sad. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. That's why Tony will stop. I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Krispykitty, Synstylae364, LivelyLivelyLive, General_Cre, lady_Slytherin, Mompleasedontfindthis, anushkakht, feyzo, Gulim0509, heirofcool, MaeIsNotFine, welpje1999, 0Aratay0, Billyboi, Smowen99, yangiee, Murphy_46, Emerym0563, reticencemeccanico, BangLocalMilfs, Lokisdoll, Oo_snek_oO, A_drop_of_colour, soapdynasty, Alicemayamery123, Tulip103, Charlotte_JPM06, Microwave_Burrito09, Eggkos, Lio26, SwordSisters, Atalante241, onlyonemoreday, 1girlwith1brain, RDoglover, Amelia_074, Liafrank510, Chica_Promedio_X, simplymar16, AestheticallyBlurry, Night_Skye_Gazing, DyingRatInHealthcare, pidgeholt6, Athena_83, GodofBliss_Kangiten, IdiotQueer, Knightofthieves, Im_A_Gummybear_Of_Hell444, Saraqael_Li, Ima_frog6, and 454 more users *SPOILERS* Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Avengers: completed Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. The elevator dinged. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? "You knew?" "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour.
Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. We are, aren't we?. All of the adults take a shot. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found.